In the icy expanse of Greenland, Rare Bear, the heroic miner of rare-earth treasures, rises to defend the land. When Trump the Tycoon arrives, plotting to “buy Greenland,” Rare Bear Nordo fights back with glowing rare-earth footprints and rare-earth laser vision, declaring, “Not for sale!” A meme-born legend saves Greenland’s treasures for all! But Trump was just the beginning! NORDO, powered by rare-earth superpowers, protects Greenland from all threats!